I have no regrets.
But I may owe an apology. To some number of Lindsay's. I am not sure exactly how I managed this. Or to what extent the damage may be. But I have received a number of notifications from the beloved facebook informing me that various Lindsay's have accepted my friend requests. I am sure you are all spectacular people, but I do not believe we've actually had the pleasure of meeting. Unless you girls get together for incredibly confusing conventions and I happened to wander into one last night. We were joined by two of my already-friended Lindsay's come to think of it... There may be more to that theory than meets the eye.
To the gracious few who accepted my requests: Enchanté! Piacere! And otherwise welcome to the fold. I suppose I've grown friendships from stranger beginnings. Lacking grace, I present to you entertainment.